How much for 15/30/45 minutes?

My minimum session is for one hour, and even that is too short. I provide an experience. I like to get to know a little about the person I am with, and I like him to get to know me. I can’t do this in under an hour.

Please note that all my charges are for full hours.

Are condoms essential?

Yes. I refuse to endanger my own health and the health of my clients.

Do you do XYZ?

A full list of the services I provide appears on my Scarlet Blue advertising. Please note that some of these services are at my discretion. Others, such as anal, are not available on the first meeting.

Will you see me now?

I require a minimum of one hour’s notice. I am not available before 9 am, usually later. My last booking is not later than 9 pm. Advance bookings are always a good idea as I have other things I do with my life. When I tour to other states 80% of my time is usually booked out before I arrive.

How do I inquire?

I’m old fashioned – politeness and respectfulness go a long way with me. Single word or symbol texts such as “Hey” or “?” do not.

If you would like to make a booking please provide (at a minimum) your name, your city, your age, a few personal details, and roughly when you would like to see me. We are going to be sharing intimate time together, I want some idea of who you are. If you’re under 25 I will ask for photo ID as I don’t want to be arrested for corrupting a minor.

A sample of a good introductory text is as follows:

“Hi Jane, I’m John. I’d like to visit you in Melbourne on Thursday morning. I’m 38, I work in finance and I love going to the gym.”

What happens after I’ve booked?

I will ask you for $100 deposit to secure your booking. To pay follow this link if you’re in Tasmania or this link if you’re on mainland Australia.

Around 8 am of the morning of your booking I will send you a brief text asking for confirmation of your booking. It will be fairly impersonal as I realise some of you may have other people in the vicinity. Please answer this text as soon as you can. Once I’ve received your confirmation I’ll send you my address and any instructions.

Can I send you a picture of my dick?

Only if you want me to block you permanently. I prefer the real thing.